Over Christmas I was walking around Disneyworld and all the workers were happy and always greeting you. I know that they are hired to be friendly but you just have to wonder what the hell are they really thinking. For instance we were standing in a room waiting for the show country bears. All of a sudden I see this women coming towards me like an NFL blocker holding a preschool age child covering her mouth. Then I smelled it…yep the child had thrown up and her mom was rushing her out while she was still throwing up. Being a dad the smell was foul be it is a fact of life but just think what that happy Disney employee was thinking. I am guessing it was “God, not another @#&R$$ing child threw up and have to be that happy employee cleaning it up if I have to do this one more time today I am torching this place and I am taking everyone with me. I am sure that if we really knew what they were thinking we might want to be around them. I mean for god sake I pity the person that has to drive or control the talking trash can.

Today was my son’s 4th birthday. It is hard to believe that 4 years ago today I became a day. That truely was one of the best days of my life. I love you son!

How to Make Your Message Stick – Marketing Message Tips – Entrepreneur.com

How to Make Your Message Stick – Marketing Message Tips – Entrepreneur.com

Posted using ShareThis

I know a way that we can have congress decide on a health care bill. We have 1 republican and 1 democrat fight in an MMA match. After they are done betting the piss out of each other they go to the hospital and whoever gets the best care under their proposed bill wins. The proceeds from the Pay-Per-View will be used to help Tiger go through sex therapy. Win-Win-Win We win because we get to see members of congress fighting, win because this debate is over, and win because regardless of what plan we use Tiger’s “Problem” will not be covered so he will not have to use the million upon million of dollars to pay for it. Call it well fair for Tiger.
brianoviatt.tumblr.com

Exceptional People

I am tired of hearing this line….I will work anything! Great but then when you have work for them they say no. I also have to scratch my head when people say they need money and then don’t work because they are busy. Then they wonder why I stopped calling.

Please help Disabled American Veterans

Please take a moment to remember all the Men and Women that have served our country and other countries fight for freedom.  We must remember that freedom comes with a cost and that cost varies tremendously.  From the ultimate sacrifice to being disable we must remember them and take care of them.  One way to honor them is to give to the Disabled American Veterans (DAV).  Founded in 1920 by returning disable veterans from World War 1 they now help over 200,000 veterans.   Please honor them by supporting this great cause.  They have several different ways to donate just visit the link below and surf to the tab donate.

Disabled American Veterns

Cash Flow

I love investing for cash flow.  Dividend paying stocks, bonds, paper, options, and others.  I would rather milk the market for stable returns month after month and year after year than casing that magic stock that the chart says is going to double.  Don’t get me wrong I would love to make a killing in the market by predicting if a stock is going up or down and make a big profit.  After that you have to find that next stock to make a killing on.  I would rather spend my time find that instrument that will increase my income.  There are plenty or products out there that are making over 5% returns a year.  I am not going to tell you what they are because you need to research to find what fits you right.  Cash flow is the name of the game my friend.  Give yourself a raise by investing in something that throws off cash.

Enjoy

Brian

A guide to five top online tax-prep sites TaxWatch – MarketWatch

A guide to five top online tax-prep sites TaxWatch – MarketWatch

Posted using ShareThis

Tax time!  This is a good article.

Ring…Ring..Apple is calling!

Hear that ringing on you I-Phone?  It is Apple calling! They want to thank you for helping them blow out the numbers for the quarter.  Earning of $3.67 per share.  Hmmm…..I thought consumer spending was down?  Are we still in a recession?   That is funny because it seems like people are running to best buy or wherever to buy iPod, macs, and I-Phones.  Which buy the way I don’t have…..only because of a two-year contract between me and Verizon.  They raised guidance for next quarter.  So it looks likes they are going to have a good year.  I might consider selling some near term cash secured puts or bull put spread on Apple. 
Take a look at the numbers.  Something to consider.  AAPL

Welcome Everyone!

First thank you for visiting my blog.  I love business and investing.  Most importantly I love to have fun.  I like to make fun of people and myself.  Example…..I can’t type or spell….or use proper writing skills.  I am a retard when it come to writing and I don’t want to use video blog now so writing is what you get. 

So anyway let the fun begin!

Brian